I am effing BORED !

-HIM: Can I buy you a drink? HER: Actually I'd rather have the money.
-HIM: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. HER: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
-HIM: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? HER: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
-HIM: How did you get to be so beautiful? HER: I must've been given your share.
-HIM: Will you go out with me this Saturday? HER: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
-HIM: Your face must turn a few heads. HER: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
-HIM: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. HER: Okay, get out.
-HIM: I think I could make you very happy. HER: Why? Are you leaving?
-HIM: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? HER: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
-HIM: Can I have your name? HER: Why? Don't you already have one?
-HIM: Shall we go see a movie? HER: I've already seen it.
-HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: Hiding from you.
-HIM: Haven't I seen you some place before? HER: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
-HIM: So, what do you do for a living? HER: I'm a female impersonator.
-HIM: Hey baby what's your sign? HER: Do not enter.
-HIM: Your body is like a temple. HER: Sorry, there are no services today.
-HIM: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. HER: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.


How Dumb is tht? very dumb, but it's sacarstic :]

Okay, so i'm attending a wedding dinner today. Called my cousin to acc me cos i know i'm gonna be so bored. So woke up at 8am, mom and dad went out, leaving me all alone. Cousin bought macs but i nearly fainted of hunger while waiting for him. Called him, talked and get things sorted out. Towards tht, i've given very deep thought between us. I've nothing much more to say about us. I've actually no means for anybody to see this but till now, i couldn't care any less.
You make me very confused, as in idk whether what words came out from your mouth can be trusted. Lest did i know tht, i don't even have th chance to find out. Looking at you telling me "please believe me ". It's so fake, and i meant FAKE ! Th reason behind this made me open my eyes to th revolving world and to grow up. You too, please and for motha fucking god sake, do somethaang ! Don't hurt those around you, cherish and appreciate them instead. Th rate it's going on, you could be reading till th next day, so i'm in a worse state ey ? ok, i know i'm exzegerating( sry, can't spell tht ! ) But no matter how hard i try, it'll still be in square one. No point trying hard to do smethaang tht will still turn their backs to you when th time comes. I very much wanna tell you how much i love you. But you make it seemed as if i'm wasting my time talking to a wall.If tht's th case then i rather tell you tht i'm better off on my own. And i know once i've got this posted out, there'll be an effing big possibility of you getting angry. Those who wanna know what happened, sorry but there's really nothing i could disclose. To you, i'm sorry. But to me, i'm sorry for myself.



i don't know when it started, and i don't know how it came about.